Recently off the hook for child molestation charges, this is Michael Jackson, King of Pop. Michael gets the Ugly category because, well he is just plain ugly. No amount of surgery is going to change it. If this guy could alter his genetic structure I bet he would. I certainly hope he is seeing a therapist on a regular basis.

However, in a stroke of genius he somehow managed to convince large financial institutions to help him finance the purchase of Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC. They hold the rights to 400,000 songs, including more than a few lucrative hits by Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan and, most of all, the Beatles. The Sony/ATV collection of pop, rock and roots history is said to be worth $1 billion.

If Jackson completes the purchase he will be able to afford all the cosmetic surgery he could ever dream of and then some.

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