Kim Jong Il, a little man with distinctive hair, earns the bad label for starving his people. In 1999, South Korean intelligence services claimed that somewhere between 2.5 and 3 million North Koreans succumbed to starvation over the four previous years.

He enjoys Daffy Duck cartoons, pornos and Hollywood Action movies and is rumored to have an unusually fine tast for high cuisine, kind of ironic since his people are starving. He also writes and operas and likes fine liquors(his favorite is Hennessy V.S.O.P).

Kim is also superstitious and paranoid. According to a March 2003 story in the Herald Sun: "All triplets in North Korea are being forcibly removed from parents after their birth and dumped in bleak orphanages. The policy is carried out on the orders of Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il, who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime".

Kim is also the subject of a recent movie with puppets by the creators of Southpark. Word is that Kim is trying to suppress the distribution of this film in communist states.

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